| He does not have a
BEER GUT. |
He has developed a
LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY. |
| He is not a BAD
DANCER. |
He is OVERLY
CAUCASIAN. |
| He does not GET
LOST ALL THE TIME. |
He INVESTIGATES
ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS. |
| He is not BALDING. |
He is in FOLLICLE
REGRESSION. |
| He is
not a CRADLE ROBBER. |
He
prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS. |
| He does not get
FALLING-DOWN DRUNK. |
He becomes
ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL. |
| He does not act
like a TOTAL ASS. |
He develops a case
of RECTAL-ANAL INVERSION. |
| He is not a SEX
MACHINE. |
He is ROMANTICALLY
AUTOMATED. |
| He is not a MALE
CHAUVINIST PIG. |
He has SWINE
EMPATHY. |
| He is not afraid of
COMMITMENT. |
He is MONOGAMOUSLY
CHALLENGED. |
| He does not UNDRESS
YOU WITH HIS EYES. |
He has an
INTROSPECTIVE GRAPHIC MOMENT. |