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Dating Disasters |
| BAD DATES X's 3 Submitted by: Cyndi Bray
1) One of the worst dates I ever had was a
blind date: we went out for dinner (he used a coupon, something I
think is FINE after you are married, but seems cheap as a first
impression!), then tells me that "I am not actually STILL a
dental hygienist, I WAS, I am now unemployed." Then, we walk
through a mall that has beautiful hardwood floors. I said that I liked
them. His reply? "Yeah, it's pretty, but, with my luck, I would
put something like that in my house and I would spill milk and it
would seep down into the cracks and then smell really bad!" Weird
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2) Another one was with a computer
programmer who had bought a nice condo, but was too cheap to pay for
trash pick-up. He bragged that he "just recycles and what can't
be recycled, he takes to work to throw away at his office."
Alrighty, then.
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3) On yet another blind date he and I commiserated
about our dead parents. He had lost his mother, I had lost my father.
We were both near tears several times. He was a wonderfully nice guy,
I think we were both just too depressing for each other.
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